Our Menu
Clam Chowder
Clams are the gifts from the ocean only seen once every thirty moons. Now, they are here on your plate in a creamy chowder. Yum.
Static Soup
If you want to experience the static of your television with a different sense, then try our static soup. This soup was made with the most delictable tv static there is. Side effects may include: Nausea, Vomit, Inner Burns.
Fish and Chinps
We went to the deepest parts of the Mariana Trench to catch the rare Turbofish and climbed the mighty Mount Everest to harvest the Yeti Potatoes. Using these we made this. Enjoy!
Locbster Bisque
Lobster, Lobster, what do you wish.
I wish a Lobster Bisque.
Lobster, Lobsterr, what do you need.
A yummy bisque and a barrel of mead.
shrimp scampi
We all love shrimp. Except, of course, Dr. Derfrink. He enjoys mangoes. You eat this. Yummy in your tummy.
calimari da frivolator
What is this? Your dreams, yor aspirations, everything you need. This, my good friend, is your destiny.